Drinking from the Fire Hydrant

Why I love Microsoft

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Thanks, Bill. The $550,000 will really help out with the attorney fees, credit card debt, and other expenses.

Oh, by the way, I don’t actually use your software. Hope that isn’t a problem.

Microsoft Award 2009

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Reference no: micro209-2

Batch: GB-16DZ65UTYJG

Dear Microsoft User,

This Email is to notify you that you have emerged a winner of

the sum of $550,000.00 USD (Five Hundred & Fifty Thousand

United State Dollars) in the Microsoft yearly giveaway.

We do this every year to encourage prospective internet/microsoft

users world wide.

You are advised to send your Full Names--, Tel-- and Location--

to our Fund Release Officer for claims.

Microsoft Fund Release Department,

Fund Release Officer>> Mr. David Nelson

Tel: + 44 702 408 7535

Congratulation Once Again

For Microsoft Corp,

Eng" Winfred Chabb